Beyond the Oyster Juice

 Did you see this early gift that a dad in California received?

 

13-year-old runs up $21,917 cell phone bill

 

My favorite part?

"he was expecting his bill to be higher when he got his 13-year-old a cell phone and added him to his Verizon Wireless plan . . . he was shocked when he got his bill for: $21,917".

Mad Gringo is shocked that I don't have anything around here for $21,917. . . but I do have this comic:

 

Omahahu based Warren Buffett owns Dairy Queen, you know.

Speaking of cold, just in time for the Holidays:

 

Mad Gringo Perfect Beach Nap Cap, a.k.a Mad Gringo's Basic Beach Golf Cap, a.k.a the Mad Gringo Golf Cap etc. etc. etc.

 

Anyway, the Perfect Beach Nap Cap is on sale for $8.

I have a drawing on the website, but here's a pic from the Dungeon:

 

And it says "Go Slow" on the back:

 

I know, I know. Those are some of the worst pictures ever. Someday I'll catch up and get real pics on the website. I'll have to trade some guy a blender drink for photoshop work.  You know how it is.

 

Bottom line, the hats are on sale and make perfect gifts. 

 

Reminds me: FREE shipping (UPS ground) through Friday at 5pm CST. Don't forget.

 

Go slow.

 

MG

Dirt under my nails

Greetings!

 

Dirt under my nails sounds like I've been working, but you know better.

 

The dirt I'm referring to here is from efforts to get the website to be nice to you all for holiday gift giving ease. I apologize for any snafus that have occurred to this point. You knew we'd be a little difficult but that was all supposed to be in fun.

 

Here's the latest dress me up of Mad Gim. First, it's the Excavation.



Doesn't look like much, but buyer beware. I've seen this one in action.

 

Hanging out in Vegas waiting for our table to open up. Mad Robin started dumping on Mad Roy about his non-Mad Gringo shirt. Flash forward: sitting at the table and I see Roy wearing the Excavation. Seems that a shirt switch was made in the hallway. Flash forward again to Roy in a tight black women's tshirt and the Excavation is on some wild woman from Montana. Spin the wheel and the shirt has lept to a buxom blonde who was wildly gyrating in front of an elvis impersonator trying to karaoke.

 

I melted into the crowd at that point. The "let's switch shirts" game was attracting the attention of the management.

 

I blame it on the shirt. The little pineapple skull and crossbones in the pattern. The browns, the blues, the yellows. Goes great with denim. Or with Khaki shorts. Take a peek:

 

 

(I tried doing the virtual dressing of Gim again, but it was easier to take a quick photo of Headless Manny)

 

That's the gift package I want to put together. In a time of year dominated by white, red and green Mr. H. Manny turns a few heads in shades of brown and gold. Especially here in on the Big Island of Omahahu, where we had a lot of snow this week in addition to the wicked cold. The Slow Rover was a victim. 

 

 

 

Needless to say, my inner mad gringo is ready to head south. Early January. Palm Beach, FL. 

 

Reminds me, there is one more week of FREE ups ground shipping for you to take advantage of.

Jump in.

 

That picture of the truck in snow is a horrible image to leave you with. Sorry about that. Here's a pic from Mad Eric and Mad Ilise in Cambodia. Notice Eric's Logo Tshirt. Mad Gringo is worldwide.

 

 

Go slow.

 

MG

 

(PS: Become our fan on Facebook. I want to get to 1000 fans so I can get a vanity URL.)

(Yes, it's all about me.)

 

Dogs and waves

It's been a while since I checked in with Rox and Shane at Beachwalks.tv.

So I spent some time there.

And found this video.

Love it.

Go slow.