Beyond the Oyster Juice

Kind of like Duty Free

Mad Gringo loves wandering through the Duty Free shop at the airport.

In a halfhearted effort to recreate that experience, we are offering FREE SHIPPING for the holidays.

Well, FREE UPS ground shipping to the continental US from now to 12/18/09.

We even decorated for the occasion. Check out the site: MadGringo.com

 

We kept it simple this year. Tropical Shirts. Graphic Tees. Beach Shorts. Beach Caps.

Go slow.

MG

I knew it.

Print this one out and hand it to the family on Thanksgiving.

Alcohol 'protects men's hearts'

I think you should test those findings. Wearing the Michelada Tropical Shirt.

And nothing else.

MG

Neckties prey on the weakest in society

(Big Island of Omahahu, NE - November 19, 2009) This just in: your doctor's necktie wants to kill you.

Don't believe me? Visit the esteemed Wall Street Journal to check the facts:

Nothing to Sneeze At: Doctor's Neckties Seen as Flu Risk

Mad Gringo always knew there was something up with those doctors.

Who would you rather get medicine from:

Dr Marcus Welby? Or Dr Patch Adams?

Yeah. I think his shirt is cool too.

Print that article out. Take it with you to get a flu shot and pin it to their bulletin board. They won't mind. They'll just think you're another pharmaceutical rep.

If they only knew.

After that, visit Mad Gringo and check out the new shirts and tshirts. Find one you like and use our 10% off  coupon to save money for your holiday shirt. (NEWSHIRT) Or visit your local Mad Gringo retailer and put in a pre-order.

Mad Gringo swears it will arrive free from H1N1.

Go slow.

MG

It's another tequila sunrise

It may be a little early in the week for that title to hold true, but a little Patron never hurt anyone.

Go slow.

MG

There's no app for that

After this hurricane passes, we should meet in Key West. 

Like the commercial says. 

I'm a shill for the Florida Dept of Tourism. You got me.  

Meanwhile, the magic continues on the Big Island of Omahahu.

Go slow. 

MG

Something old, something new

Well - something new at least.

Since you're here, tell me what you think about these 4 Holiday shirts that will be shipping.

First up, the 12/23/2012 in Midnight Blue. (12/23/2012 - the Mayan calendar end of the world. Yep, this is the shirt that everyone will be wearing when the heavy stuff comes down. I've pre-ordered millions to make sure we have enough) It comes in Sunrise Orange too.

 

What about this one? The El Chapin. It's about time I started making a shirt that featured the legendary Pineapple Skull and Crossbones Logo. On a Sunrise Orange background no less.

We're tossing in some Mad Gringo solids this season too. And they are everything you would imagine. Almost classy, but messed up enough to cause a casual observer to note, "looks like you had a laundry accident." You can reply by telling them, "I never launder. Or shower. Or whatever."

This comes in Midnight Blue, Sunrise Orange, and Red Dirt.

 

One last button up shirt for you to peek at. The Michelada. Named for the drink that I thought I discovered, battled and conquered. The swirls are what were in my eyes when I perused my camera phone the next day. (who thought it would be a good idea to give me a camera phone?)

 

And a sneak peek at one of the Tshirts we're releasing too. Hmm. . . let's see what you think of this computer generated pic. (the tshirts are much softer in person) It's the Mad Gim Banquet which poses the question: Is Gim skinny because he eats skeleton fish or is Gim a skeleton because he, um, didn't eat the fish. Whatever. You know what I mean. This shirt will come in Mustard, Brick, Blue Jean and Orange.

That's what I have for you.

Hopefully that wasted a few minutes from your work day. We need to get that time wasted metric up, remember?

Go slow.

MG