Mad Gringo is fired up.
It doesn't happen often, but when it does, look out.
This arrived on my desk today:
I couldn't believe it.
I called Mad Stacey and
Mad Susan over.
My voice rising, I thundered, "Are you wasting 1.7 hours a day at Mad
Gringo!?!" I was livid. Seeing red.
"No, no, no," they said. Trying to assure me they weren't wasting 1.7 hours a day.
"We waste much more than that," they said.
Finally. Some good news!
A little history here: Mad Gringo waged a war on the powerful necktie lobby from 2007 through 2008 and escaped with only minor cuts and bruises.
2010 brings another foe: productivity.
The goal? Get unproductive time each day up from 1.7 hours to a respectable 3 hours a day.
It will be a process, not an event so buckle up.
We'll start with some small skirmishes.
Our weapon of choice? Tshirts.
Your marching orders:
*click on the Tshirts link on the left side navigation
*sort the category by your size - anything we have in your size will show up
*pick one tshirt (you can double check what color's available in the "click here to view availability" link)
*put it into your shopping cart
*at the top of your shopping cart, put in this promotional code: UNPRODUCTIVE
*the price will be reduced by 33%. (the closest I could get to a Buy 2 Get 1 Free Coupon)
*continue checkout and wait 5-7 days
*5-7 days later, open your box and take out your new tshirt
Grab the Rum, Orange Juice, Pineapple Juice, Lime Juice and Grenadine and start working on that Planter's Punch recipe.
On a Wednesday.
Afternoon.
You need to have this completed by Friday 10/2/2009 at midnight.
Gringo's orders.
There. I'm off the ledge now.
Go slow.
MG
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